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rainbow-flyer:

yellohboy:

majesty:

can some1 explain this 2 me pls 

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Yeeaaah, that took a bit to get, and i thought for a second it was just to fuck with people:P

Ah…I get it now and it is glorious.

The worst part is getting the joke without realizing it.

blackamazon:

"there there angry face""no. I am angry and your fluffy yellow sunshine will not calm my WRATH"

blackamazon:

"there there angry face"
"no. I am angry and your fluffy yellow sunshine will not calm my WRATH"

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babybluesuv:

royonfire:

I present to you a puppy eating watermelon.

I can’t stop thinking about this

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ruinedchildhood:

the greatest superpower known to man

ruinedchildhood:

the greatest superpower known to man

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jasfest:

this photo can be quite spiring if you dont know the source of it.

jasfest:

this photo can be quite spiring if you dont know the source of it.

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So last night I got drunk and played Skyrim

karlosmadera:

I’m still torn on whether this is the greatest thing I’ve ever done or the stupidest. 

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lolysheep:

First,you should peel mangoes,remove pit,and cut flesh into pieces. Put them into a pot and add rock sugar(150g). Second, open fire,bring to a boil,then turn the heat down. Add 2 tea spoon lemon juice and keep simmering,until all flesh becom soft.(You should keep stirring to avoid burning!)Finally,you can put those sweet mango jam into some bottles that have been boiled. Ok,after one night refrigerating,we can enjoy delicious mango yoghourt:)~

lolysheep:

First,you should peel mangoes,remove pit,and cut flesh into pieces. Put them into a pot and add rock sugar(150g). Second, open fire,bring to a boil,then turn the heat down. Add 2 tea spoon lemon juice and keep simmering,until all flesh becom soft.(You should keep stirring to avoid burning!)Finally,you can put those sweet mango jam into some bottles that have been boiled. Ok,after one night refrigerating,we can enjoy delicious mango yoghourt:)~

(via candyshopdreams)

ipokemonmemes:

What a fucking cockblock

ipokemonmemes:

What a fucking cockblock

(via ruinedchildhood)

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adugas:

This one is sadly plausible.

adugas:

This one is sadly plausible.

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shatteredships:

sometimes i got to reblog a picture but then i see:

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Welcome to the strangee

 and im like nah bruh, ill pass

dat-soldier:

cyberlocc:

but do aliens believe in me….

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we always believed in you, and so should you….

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li0nsback:

imagine liking someone who:

  • wasn’t out of your league
  • wasn’t miles away
  • was single
  • actually liked you

woah imagine

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fallenangelflonne:

aknowlee:

basedmountaindew:

kaldriss:

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i love sandwiches

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i cant stand dubbed anime

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i hope my real teacher never comes back

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>i’m 20,000 leagues under the fucking sea

(Source: grovyle, via nymfef)

strike-blade:

WHO IS THIS GUY

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